Interview: Heirs and Graces
Melbourne outfit Heirs are taking their ear-splittingly massive show on the road around Australia in March (tickets to the Perth show are available here). Ahead of the shows, Georgia Martin caught up with Damian Coward and asked him all the standard interview questions about intra-band cannibalism and audience incontinence.
If you were forced to hibernate for 15 years, with no contact to the outside world, what trade or craft would you master?
Phwaor, that’s a fantastic question. I would say making horseshoes.
You can throw them for a fair distance. I’ve seen somebody throw one and they go like the bloody clappers. I think the whole idea that we’ve gone to automobiles instead of horse travel is a bit of a joke. I think there’s a lot to be said about travelling on a steed through the country. You know, feeling that pain between your legs which I think is what a lot of people need. I think car travel has been a little too comfortable for a lot of people these days. I think that if every one could feel that pain that horse travellers felt, the world would be a better place. I also think the good thing about horse riding is that hymens get burst before they hit the bed. That’s the old thing isn’t it? Ride a horse, smash ya bloody hymen over! Read the rest of this entry ”




